When a Nice Guy…
lyrics by Speed Levitch, music by Armageddon Shui
When a nice guy says, “No more Mister Nice Guy,”
the world of men have failed in some intricate, abstract, yet definite way.
As a nice guy announces, “No more Mister Nice Guy”
- cry! - for you and I have just died a little bit more
as the last justifiable homicide
just became a little bit more justified.
Some day the last remaining Mister Nice Guy is gonna get fed up
He’s gonna decide he’s mad as hell and he’s not gonna take it anymore
and that, for sure, they’re ain’t gonna be no more Mister Nice Guy around here no more
and when nice guys go extinct
the world will stink then sink into a kissless abyss, roach infested, biodegradably degradingly digested,
a city horrified then atrophied, a stratosphere of everything we hear as a thump we heard, as a species we were,
all of this , for sure, will occur right on the other side of some random Mister Nice Guy pronouncing, “No more Mister Nice Guy!”

speed i miss you the most. your world is still top supreme
wonderful. thank you for bringing world peace.
ld record and such getting done July.
and new baby. the second.
much love.
steven erdman
the human lard dog